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Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Mephistopheles collects his due

Lynchburg, Virginia — On May 15, 2007, after missing a morning appointment, Jerry Falwell was found unconscious in his office and was taken to Lynchburg General Hospital. Doctors discovered he had no pulse but were later assured by ministry staffers that this was normal for Falwell. An unnamed source reported that Falwell later woke up long enough to cry out, "Flames! It's all flames!" before lapsing back into unconsciousness. At 12:40 PM EST, when it became clear that more than two hours had elapsed without the televangelist seeking more donations to fund his mansions and private jet, or blaming the September 11, 2001 attacks on pagans, abortionists, feminists, gays, and lesbians, doctors pronounced Falwell dead, a spokesman for Lynchburg General Hospital said.

I guess Jerry Falwell just became a member of the "Silent Majority."

Frauds and hypocrites deserve no respect.
Falwell was no religious conservative: he was a charlatan, a heretic, and a swindler.

Enjoy trudging around in a lead gilded cloak in the Eighth Circle of Hell for all eternity, Jerry.


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