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Tuesday, March 31, 2009

You killed me, man...

Troll FAIL (see link below).

And as promised...


Next better player, please!


Monday, March 30, 2009

For Ambrose, an edification

I don't want to kill you! I'm like a dog chasing a truck! I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it!

It's amazing how some people never change: you'd think they would have grown over the last couple of years, what with all their professed plans and such; but hey, one poke, and they explode and launch into hysterical, panty-wringing, hissy fits all over again.


You see, there's a bunch of narrow minded, humor nazis pitchforking out there, who deign that there should be only one type of humor practiced, online or otherwise. This sort of humor must be politically correct, inoffensive to everyone, sensitive to everyone every living thing, supportive of everything; and, frankly, bland, boring, and... insipid. This brief post (hopefully) serves to widen their rather *koff!* *koff!* limited horizons.

While there's no denying that the following 2 images are humorous,

the following 2 — edgier and darker — are funny to a significant proportion of the population as well.

Not everyone has to be steamrolled into copies of you, your tribe, or your army of robots. Some of us simply have higher testosterone levels.

Practice tolerance!
Stop discrimination!
Lighten up!


You may slip under your comfy comforter and return to your cuddly cuddle toy now.


Monday, March 16, 2009


Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

The scene at an audition for "America's Next Top Model" in Manhattan when an overheating car was mistaken for a vehicle with a bomb.

Someone tell me why it's safer clusterfucking in a crowd again?

Monday, March 09, 2009


Nothing like humor to deal with the start of another week.