It was a dark and stormy night...

The results for the 2008 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest are out:


Winner

Theirs was a New York love, a checkered taxi ride burning rubber, and like the city their passion was open 24/7, steam rising from their bodies like slick streets exhaling warm, moist, white breath through manhole covers stamped "Forged by DeLaney Bros., Piscataway, N.J."

         Garrison Spik
         Washington, D.C.


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