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Friday, February 08, 2008

The Nigerians are getting desperate

Subject: You have a Package: Contact FedEx
From: FedEx Delivery Services Online (
Sent: 2/07/08 3:27 PM
Reply to: FedEx Delivery Services Online (


I have been waiting for you ever since to contact me for your Confirmable Bank Draft of $1,243,000.00 United States Dollars, but I haven't heard from you since that time. So I went and deposited the Draft with FEDEX COURIER SERVICE, West Africa. Meanwhile, I've travelled out of the country for a 3 Months Course and will not be back till the end of April.

What I would advise you to do now is contact the FEDEX COURIER SERVICE as soon as possible to know when they would commence the delivery of your package to you because of the expiry date. For your information, I have paid for the delivery Charges, Insurance premium and Clearance Certificate fee of the darft showing that it is neither connected to Drug Money nor meant to sponsor any terrorist attack in your Country. The only money you will send to the FEDEX COURIER SERVICE to deliver your Draft direct to your postal Address in your country is ($215.75) US Dollars only being Security Keeping Fee of the Courier Company so far. Again, don't be deceived by anybody to pay any money more than $215.75 US Dollars for the Security Keeping Fee of the Courier Company.

I would have paid that but I was denied of it as they argued that they don't know when you will contact them in the case of any demurrage. You have to contact the FEDEX COURIER SERVICE now for the delivery of your Draft with this information below;

Contact Person: Mr. Donald M. Smith
Email Address:
Telephone: +(234) 8069069074

Finally, make sure that you reconfirm your Postal address and Direct telephone number to them again to avoid any mistake on the delivery and ask them to inform you of when your package would get to your address once it is on transit.

Let me repeat again, try to contact them as soon as you receive this mail to avoid further delay and remember to pay them their Security Keeping fee of $215.75 US Dollars for their immediate action.

You should also let me know through email as soon as you receive your Draft.

Yours Faithfully,
Mr Wellington


My reply:

Dear Mr. Wellington,

Your US representative, Mr. Barack Obama*, has already collected the US$215.75 from me.

I am awaiting delivery of my confirmable Bank Draft of $1,243,000.00 United States Dollars, failing which I will invade your country.

Mr. Rumsfeld


* Yes, yes, Barack Obama's father hails from Kogelo, Kenya, not Nigeria. Grant me a little artistic license, would you?

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