Old but true

What's going on in car forums these days:
 
 Bentley forums
 - - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?
 
 Camaro/Firebird forums
 - - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? BTW, I have a record and I ain't going back.
 
 Mustang (Chevelle) forums
 - - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.
 
 Monte Carlo forums
 - - -Why do I keep getting pulled over? it ain't stolen yo!
 
 Civic forums
 - - -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.
 
 VW Bug forum
 - - - The "Save the Earth" concert was a success! (pics)
 
 Yugo Forum
 - - - When's the last time yours ran?
 
 Lamborghini forum
 - - - Wind noise around 210 mph.
 
 Miata forums
 - - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car! (pics)
 
 Chevy Tahoe forum
 - - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)
 
 Pontiac Fiero forum
 - - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit. (pics)
 
 BMW 7-series forum
 - - - Where to get service on my Rolex?
 
 Cadillac forum
 - - - Problems parallel parking at Bingo.
 
 Chevy Suburban Forum
 - - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?
 
 Buick Forum
 - - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?
 
 Delorean forum
 - - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help! I'm from 1985.
 
 Crown Victoria forum
 - - - How come people never pass me on the highway?
 
 Honda Accord forum
 - - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18-inch rims.
 
 Toyota Prius forum
 - - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?
 
 Ferrari forums
 - - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.
 
 Porsche forums
 - - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?
 
 Saturn forums
 - - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.
 
Toyota Vios forum
 - - - Engine tossed out from car under hard braking. Possible to secure it with the passenger seat belt?

 Jaguar forum
 - - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?
 
 Mercedes forum
 - - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with the medical board?
 
 Mini forum
 - - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing "The Italian Job." Suing the movie company. (pics)
 
 Dodge Viper forum
 - - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?
 
 McLaren F1 forum
 - - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.
 
 Dodge Minivan forum
 - - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?
 
 Hummer forum
 - - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.
 
 Fiat forum
 - - -Hello? Am I the only member?
 
 Subaru WRX forum
 - - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.
 
 Chevy pickup forum
 - - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?
 
 SRT Forums
 - - - Will this void my warranty?
 
 RX7 Forums
 - - - 13B group-buy full! Stop PM'ing me!
 
 DSM Forums
 - - -Transmission group-buy full! Stop PM'ing me!

Lada / Skoda Forums
 - - -Radiator group-buy full! Stop PM'ing me!
 
 Supra Forums
 - - -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought the targa.
 
 Corvette Forums
 - - -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?
 
 Ford 2.3 forums
 - - -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!