In the spirit of

Paranoia

Don't look at me
with that rancid toothy grin.

I can tell by the look in your eyes
that you're mocking me.

We'll see who is laughing,
when I splatter your head on the sidewalk.

Just wait till next year,
I'll carve that smile off your face,

Stupid Pumpkin.

(Malissa Nicholson)