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Thursday, April 30, 2009

H.O.U.N.D. D.O.G.S.

With the current heavy focus on the advancement of the feminist cause, it's timely to propose the creation a brother Non-Governmental Organization (NGO) to A.W.A.R.E.

Hung & Original, Urbane, Non-Denominational, Dignified Oriental Gentlemen Society (H.O.U.N.D. D.O.G.S.) is an organization dedicated to the pro-family cause for men. The aims of this society are, among other things, to inculcate healthy, pro-family values in males. In conjunction with the Ministry of Education (MOE), the Ministry of Health (MOH), and various, other associated unaccredited quasi-medical bodies, student workshops will be regularly held on topics such as why masturbation leads to blindness, weak knees, and insanity; how the use of proper fitting, loose boxers instead of tight jocks facilitates a blessed bountiful brood for a young man's future family; and a husband's dutiful responsibility in the proper selection of kitchen flooring for his barefoot wife.

The first 14 members will receive a partially eaten Easter Bunny from Octomom. A signed and numbered Fred Phelps lithograph comes standard as a door gift for every member.

Be a H.O.U.N.D. D.O.G. now!


Blogger Leong said...

Dear Bro,
I'm aware that we have lost alot of ground to the women, now its the time to win it back. I have a couple of suggestions of things H.O.U.N.D.D.O.G.S should push for. Firstly we should remind everyone that GOD made women to satisfy men's sexual urges, then we gave them a few more roles around the house(cooking and cleaning) after we picked up a few technologies. Also, since GOD made women for men's pleasure, men have to enjoy sex, women don't have to. We should advance female circumcision.

Fred Phelps lithograph! win!

May 03, 2009 12:24 AM  

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