H.O.U.N.D. D.O.G.S.

With the current heavy focus on the advancement of the feminist cause, it's timely to propose the creation a brother Non-Governmental Organization (NGO) to A.W.A.R.E.

Hung & Original, Urbane, Non-Denominational, Dignified Oriental Gentlemen Society (H.O.U.N.D. D.O.G.S.) is an organization dedicated to the pro-family cause for men. The aims of this society are, among other things, to inculcate healthy, pro-family values in males. In conjunction with the Ministry of Education (MOE), the Ministry of Health (MOH), and various, other associated unaccredited quasi-medical bodies, student workshops will be regularly held on topics such as why masturbation leads to blindness, weak knees, and insanity; how the use of proper fitting, loose boxers instead of tight jocks facilitates a blessed bountiful brood for a young man's future family; and a husband's dutiful responsibility in the proper selection of kitchen flooring for his barefoot wife.

The first 14 members will receive a partially eaten Easter Bunny from Octomom. A signed and numbered Fred Phelps lithograph comes standard as a door gift for every member.

Be a H.O.U.N.D. D.O.G. now!