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Travel: go for it, before you impregnate some haphazard-girl that'll only suck you dry and make you work for the rest of your life so she can shop at Wal-Mart* and drive a Soccer-mom-obile.

         (Kosher Princess)


* = Wal-Mart is known as ASDA in the United Kingdom, Walmex in Mexico, and Seiyu in Japan, Singapore, and Hong Kong.