Ultimate Swiss Army Knife

Manufactured in Switzerland, the Wenger Giant Swiss Army Knife (Part# WR16999) boasts 87 implements and 141 functions. It measures is 3.25" (8.26 cm) across, 8.75" (22.23 cm) long, and weighs 2 pounds 11 ounces (1.22 kg).

Make James Bond, MacGyver and Inspector Gadget look like ill-equipped buffoons with the jaw-dropping Wenger Giant Swiss Army Knife. As awesome as it is ridiculous, this incredible triumph of engineering is packed with 85 fully functional implements and is said to have over 100 functions. Why? Well, why not?

Meticulously crafted in Switzerland (well you never know these days), the Wenger isn't exactly pocket-sized (unless you're a clown or MC Hammer) and it ain't cheap. But who cares about that when you're using its tweezers to pick up the shattered jaw of a gobsmacked onlooker. (More...)

Functions

* 2.5" 60% Serrated locking blade
* Nail file, nail cleaner
* Corkscrew
* Adjustable pliers with wire crimper and cutter
* Removable screwdriver bit adapter
* 2.5" Blade for Official World Scout Knife
* Spring-loaded, locking needle-nose pliers with wire cutter
* Removable screwdriver bit holder
* Phillips head screwdriver bit 0
* Phillips head screwdriver bit 1
* Phillips head screwdriver bit 2
* Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5mm x 3.5mm
* Flat head screwdriver bit 0.6mm x 4.0mm
* Flat head screwdriver bit 1.0mm x 6.5mm
* Magnetized recessed bit holder
* Double-cut wood saw with ruler (inch & cm)
* Bike chain rivet setter, removable 5mm allen wrench, screwdriver for slotted and philips head screws
* Removable tool for adjusting bike spokes, 10mm hexagonal key for nuts
* Removable 4mm curved allen wrench with philips head screwdriver
* Removable 10mm hexagonal key
* Patented locking philips head screwdriver
* Universal wrench
* 2.4" Springless scissors with serrated, self-sharpening design
* 1.65" Clip point utility blade
* 2.5" Clip point blade
* Golf club face cleaner
* 2.4" Round tip blade
* Patented locking screwdriver, cap lifter, can opener
* Golf shoe spike wrench
* Golf divot repair tool
* 4mm allen wrench
* 2.5" blade
* Fine metal file with precision screwdriver
* Double-cut wood saw
* Cupped cigar cutter with double-honed edges
* 12/20-Guage choke tube tool
* Watch caseback opening tool
* Snap shackle
* Mineral crystal magnifier with precision screwdriver
* Compass, straight edge, ruler (in./cm)
* Telescopic pointer
* Fish scaler, hook disgorger, line guide
* Shortix laboratory key
* Micro tool holder
* Micro tool adapter
* Micro scraper - straight
* Micro scraper - curved
* Laser pointer with 300 ft. range
* Metal saw, metal file
* Philips head screwdriver 1.5mm
* Screwdriver 1.2mm
* Screwdriver .8mm
* Philips head screwdriver
* Flashlight
* Micro tool holder
* Fine fork for watch spring bars
* Reamer
* Pin punch 1.2mm
* Pin punch .8mm
* Round needle file
* Removable tool holder with expandable receptacle
* Removable tool holder
* Special self-centering screwdriver for gunsights
* Flat philips head screwdriver
* Chisel-point reamer
* Mineral crystal magnifier, fork for watch spring bars, small ruler
* Extension tool
* Spring-loaded, locking flat nose-nose pliers with wire cutter
* Removable screwdriver bit holder
* Phillips head screwdriver bit 0
* Phillips head screwdriver bit 1
* Phillips head screwdriver bit 2
* Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5mm x 3.5mm
* Flat head screwdriver bit 0.6mm x 4.0mm
* Flat head screwdriver bit 1.0mm x 6.5mm
* Magnetized recessed bit holder
* Tire tread gauge
* Fiber optic tool holder
* Can opener
* Patented locking screwdriver, cap lifter, wire stripper
* Reamer/awl
* Toothpick
* Tweezers
* Key rings

Regularly priced at US$1439.95, this baby can be yours for the low, low price of US$999.95

Is that a knife in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?