Asphalt is unforgiving

That was a nasty crash you took this morning. Make sure you keep those gashes clean, dry, and bandaged. You really got me going when you went unconscious in my arms, and stopped breathing, dude. I was about to summon whatever hazy vestiges of CPR training I remember from my last first aid refresher course. In all probability, that helmet probably saved your life.

Get better soon.

(I still think you should have taken that ambulance ride.)