How not to get your ass kicked by the poohlice

Chris Rock is priceless!

True story: many years ago, I was in a car with the parent of a friend. When we pulled up next to a police cruiser at a stoplight, he honked and signaled the officer to lower his window. When the latter did, my friend's father yelled, "Hey, I smell bacon. Do you?"

Well, the officer immediately pulled us over, searched us and the car, and made us sit on the sidewalk for 45 minutes, in full view of traffic passing by. Boy, that was fun (sarcasm). It was the last time I ever rode with him. BTW, he's 48.

Bringing Ivy out for a ride today :-)