Merry Christmas

Since I won't be able to get into the overcrowded churches tonight — packed to the brim with, you know? The kind of Catholics only slightly better than than what the Jesuit Fathers call, "The 3-Bs Catholics." I.e. the kind who only attend church 3 times: Born, Bonded, and Buried — I am riding to mass tonight.

At least that means I can eat as much as I want without guilt — or gout.














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